Chocolate Concrete
The legend itself
Dense, crunchy chocolate shortbread baked hard enough to earn its name. Best dunked in a puddle of hot custard until it gives in.
from£3.50
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The Shop
Old school cakes to build your way, plus retro sweets ready to go.
Build-your-own cakes
Pick a cake, then choose your custard or ice cream and toppings on the next page.
Cornflake Tart
Golden, sticky, glorious
Buttery pastry, a layer of strawberry jam and a mountain of golden syrup cornflakes. A school dinner hall icon.
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Chocolate Cornflake Cake
Crunchy, chocolatey, classic
Cornflakes smothered in melted chocolate and golden syrup, set into a proper crunchy tray-bake square. Break-time royalty.
from£3.00
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Old School Sponge
White icing & sprinkles
Light vanilla sponge with white water icing and rainbow sprinkles. The birthday-feeling one, every single day.
from£3.00
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Jam & Coconut Sponge
The snowy one
Soft sponge spread with strawberry jam and showered in desiccated coconut. A dinner hall favourite since forever.
from£3.00
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Butterscotch Tart
Gooey caramel heaven
Crumbly pastry filled with smooth, fudgy butterscotch. Sets soft, melts in the mouth, disappears in seconds.
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Pink Iced Sponge
Pretty in pink
Vanilla sponge with pastel pink icing and white chocolate curls. The one everyone hoped was on the menu.
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Sweet treats
Cones, dips and corner-shop classics — straight in the basket, no building required.
Classic Sweet Cone
A big cellophane cone stuffed with retro pick 'n' mix — cola bottles, fried eggs, milk bottles and friends.
Allergens: Gelatine, May contain gluten, milk & nuts
£4.00
Fizzy Sweet Cone
All the tongue-tinglers: fizzy cola bottles, sour dummies, fizzy strawberries and rainbow belts.
Allergens: Gelatine, May contain gluten, milk & nuts
£4.00
Sherbet Dip Bag
Old school sherbet with a lolly dipper and a liquorice straw, bagged up with a bow.
Allergens: May contain gluten & milk
£2.50
Cola Cubes Bag
A striped paper bag of proper jaw-testing cola cubes, weighed out like the corner shop used to.
Allergens: May contain traces of nuts
£2.50
Rhubarb & Custard Sweets
The boiled sweet that shares our initials. Pink and yellow stripes of pure nostalgia.
Allergens: May contain traces of nuts
£2.50
Tub of Custard To Go
Half a litre of our custard — vanilla, pink or chocolate — to take home. Tell us the flavour at checkout.
Allergens: Milk, May contain gluten
£3.00